Take one VW Jetta. Cost: £170. A respectable motor by all accounts. Whack a dangerous amount off the springs, add modern bumpers and a big stereo, and you have yourself a proper boom-boy trev-mobile.

But wait, this surely can't happen on ScrapingScrap? Fear not. It was crudely sanded down as seen above and treated to several coats of the cheapest nastiest household white emulsion that money can buy. Three hours and half a crate of Becks later...

A bit of tidying, and voila!

The original plan was add blue and red stripes plus the 53's in a pseudo matt effect Herbie styley, but booze got in the way as usual and it seems to have some other random pattern applied to it in the last few days...